Here's your humble scribe, approximately age 4, on Christmas morning with his Big Loo robot and Supercar toy. Isn't he adorable? Wonder what the hell happened. Again, all of me here at the Show wishes all of you the best on Christmas.
Santa of the undead here is one of the cards featured at Capn' Wacky's Gallery of Unfortunate Christmas Cards. Just the thing to add to your holiday cheer.