"You know..I've heard the smarter you are, the more wrinklely your brain. And you guys' brains must be the wrinkleliest! Oh sure, ordinary Joes like me and Arthur here, maybe our brains are a little on the smooth side. Buy you don't have to be a genius to know that evil is bad!...And..Good isn't!"
A whole page full of Tick quotes! From the cartoon, of course. Oh. Sorry. Animated series.
If I could become the Punisher for a day, first thing I'd do is hunt down those responsible for preventing whoever from releasing the animated series, in its entirety, on DVD. Then I'd go after the people who call the shots in major league baseball and make them answer for the DH. Then I'd...oh, never mind. Enjoy.