Good morning!
Yesterday I bought a can of Whoop-Ass. Opened it, too, but I was by myself when I did so. Actually, "Whoop-Ass" is an energy drink created by the fine folks at the Jones Soda Co.. Doesn't taste all that great, but I picked it up because of its logo claim that it "revitalizes attitude and restores faith in mankind". Cracked me up.
