My friend Chris Tabor, the Bacardi Show Political Correspondent, is a hellatalented young man and is no dab hand with Adobe products. He sent me this, done for a "friend in Louisville..." but the file is named sindyrellyPROTO (emphasis mine), so I think something character or story-related may be up. Anyway, here's his work for you to gaze upon- leave comments below to tell him how good he is.
I hate him with a passion, actually. Sheer stinking jealousy.