OK, thanks to Hurricane Wilma (does anybody else hear Fred Flinstone's voice on the end credits of the old cartoon shouting "WILLLLMAAAAA!!"?) there's gonna be an NFL game tonight, and since I decided to move my FEARLESS NFL PROGNOSTICATIONS back over here at the main site, I guess I should go ahead and pick a winner.
But first, the disclaimer.
THESE PICKS ARE FOR (my own, and presumably your) AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY! DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT TAKE THESE PREDICTIONS AND BET YOUR HARD-EARNED OR SOFT-EARNED MONEY ON THEM, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT THE NFL THAN THE AVERAGE FAN, AND I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE INCORRECT QUITE FREQUENTLY! AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME- I MIGHT BE CRAZY, OR FUCKING WITH YOU!
So, without any further ado:
KANSAS CITY over Miami.
Record last week: a scintillating 11-3! Guess being back at the Show agrees with my chimerical luck. Season to date: 53-35, .602.
Fantasy: Money league, lost 42-30, I'm 2-4 and last in a 4-team division. Freebie league, won 72-66 and moved into 1st in a 12-team league with a 4-1-1 record. Injuries are killing me in that league, though- I've got Randy Moss and Julius Jones both on the bench and not much to replace them.
I'll do the rest tomorrow.