Just when you think you've seen it all, something comes along like a bolt out of the blue and knocks you for a loop.
There is apparently going to be an American Gothic motion picture! You heard me. A movie revival of the excellent TV series from the late 90s. Sheriff Buck must have pulled a few strings. I'm quite sure that they're passing out fur parkas and snow boots in hell even as I type this. Go here to read the article.
Thanks to Mik Cary for the heads-up!