Monday, December 06, 2004

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Sad to see where Bob Haney, writer of a million DC books in the 60s and 70s as well as creator of JBS favorites such as Metamorpho (left), Eclipso and The Mad Mod, has passed on. When I was a kid, I used to read his Metamorpho and Teen Titans as often as I could, and as I got older, I never missed an issue of The Brave and the Bold, which he wrote with Jim Aparo on art. He had an idiosyncratic style which, sad to say, didn't age well but I'll say this- he rarely wrote a dull comics story.

Another one gone- RIP, Mr. Haney.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

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BEST OF THE WEEK


UPON FURTHER REVIEW
What I bought and what I thought, week of December 1!


ULTIMATES V2 1
Yeah, I know. It's a bunch of people running around in spandex and pleather, and it's a particularly snide example of what is allegedly ruining the industry right now. Yeah, I know- Mark Millar never had a single original idea that Warren Ellis of Brian Bendis didn't think of first. Yeah, I know- the paces Mr. Millar is putting these hoary old corporate properties through are somehow "grim", "cynical" and depressing. Don't care. I like the adult tone, ceased to care about the "purity" or "truth" of these characters about the same time I was old enough to drink legally (even though the JMS Spidey/Gwen/Goblin thing is just wrong), and continue to be amused, engaged and entertained by these TV-MA versions of a concept which ceased to be fresh sometime during the second Nixon administration. The beautifully detailed and dynamic art by Bryan Hitch doesn't hurt, either. A

THE QUESTION 2
The Ginsburg-poetry-slam interludes that annoyed me so much in #1 have been reined in a bit and actually serve a purpose this time- to goose the action along, provide a counterpoint to the Rand-ish speechifying, and even provide insistent momentum to the dual events. If the rank-and-file Superman titles were as interesting as what we get here, I might consider picking a few of them up. Of course, none of this would be half as appealing without the outstanding Caniff-on-steroids art of Tommy Lee Edwards. A

LOVE & ROCKETS V2 12
More of the usual- quirky but interesting Gilbert on "Julio's Day" and more with lithping Fritz, this time involving a self-centered and annoyingly dense pediatrician, a "Sea Hog" which seems to curse those who see it, and Jaime's tales of the Hoppers crowd all growed up. Also as usual, I like Jaime's contributions more because I just plain old like his art style better, and there's a puzzling/annoying vagueness to everything the Bros. have written so far...but it's all still high-quality work from two of the most gifted creators of the last 20-plus years. A-

STREET ANGEL 4
Well, if you're going to set out to confound your audience's expectations, for God's sake don't be half-assed about it, and Jim Rugg certainly has got his metaphorical balls against the ghetto alley wall in this issue. The humor is subtle when it's there at all, and the Marrucca art is as solid in its BurnsBurdenisms as ever, but I'm not so sure this is the way to go with this particular concept. I have a hard time buying how and why a young lady as resourceful and smart (not to mention connected- everybody seems to know her and her reputation) as our Angel seems to be is finding herself in this position in the first place, and if Rugg's trying to get us to empathize with the homeless and their plight, well, fine and good- but for chrissakes don't take an entire issue to do what can be done in four or five pages. Here's hoping he gets back to the surreal fun next time and has gotten the Sociology lessons out of his system. B

THE MONOLITH 10
After reading and enjoying the first nine issues in one sitting, I was really looking forward to the first new-to-me issue of this title...but alas, I was rewarded for my anticipation by this poorly dialogued cover-to-cover fight scene, very well drawn (of course) by Phil Winslade but also very disappointing overall. It would have been interesting if the Monolith had been restored by the HIV-infected blood of Alice Cohen's friend Tilt, but with only 2 issues to go I suppose we can't be bringing up any new plotlines, can we? C+

Saturday, December 04, 2004

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Yep, that's good ol' Jeff George, the über-talented QB who's as good as it gets from the neck down, but from the neck up, well...I don't know. All I do know is that he wore out his welcome with 5 teams, and while some of it wasn't completely his fault, still, he now has this reputation as a headcase, a prima donna, locker room poison, et cetera, et cetera, which is why his last job was with Washington, almost three years ago. He was the quarterback for my beloved Falcons for three years in the mid-90s, with neophyte coach June Jones and the misbegotten run-and-shoot offense, and it was while in Atlanta that George had his infamous shouting match with Jones (or actually at Jones; Jones had his back turned for most of the argument while George kept on and on and on...) on a nationally televised game, which led to his suspension and benching and the Falcons' season swimming straight down the crapper that year. QBs and coaches going at it on the sidelines was hardly an unheard-of thing, but the timing couldn't have been more wrong. Both George and June Jones were gone not long after. Anyway, his 3 year vacation (I hear) has given him a lot of time to pause and reflect, and he's said to be a new man and ready to play football again, so we'll see. The Bears' QB situation was so bad that this may turn out to be a great move, especially since nobody's really out of it in the mediocre NFC right now.

Also, before I commence with the predictions, I'd like to note that yes, I'm aware that last Sunday wasn't Throwback Weekend like I said, which made my entire post last Saturday irrelevant. Actually, Thanksgiving Day was the only day Throwbacks were in effect, so I apologize for misleading anyone. NFL.com confused me by putting almost every teams' retro logo on their site, and promoting the Turkey Day games like that.

Enough wit'da preliminaries, time now for the Week 12 edition of Johnny B's Fearless NFL Pigskin Prognostications! The obligatory disclaimer: Standard disclaimer first: These picks are FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. I'm not betting illegally with these, and NEITHER SHOULD YOU...and I take no responsibility if you lose your house.

BALTIMORE over Cincinnati (I wanna take the Bengals, but I don't think they'll put 58 on the Ravens, whose bad defensive showing last week was an aberration)

MINNESOTA over Chicago (Will we see George come in for mop-up duty?)

NEW ENGLAND over Cleveland (I think the Pats have enough to overcome the turmoil-troubled Browns)

DETROIT over Arizona (Dennis Green, by playing QB shuffle, has killed 'Zona's already fleeting playoff hopes)

INDIANAPOLIS over Tennessee (No stopping Indy right now)

BUFFALO over Miami (Buffalo is strong right now, and while Miami has been better lately I go with the team with the hotter hand)

CAROLINA over New Orleans (Carolina has picked themselves up, big-time. When are the Saints gonna clean house and get those headcases out of there, including their ineffectual coach?)

NY JETS over Houston (Another choose 'em game, to me. I like Houston, but the Jets are like the Falcons- winning with smoke and mirrors)

ST. LOUIS over San Francisco (I'm never picking the 49ers again)

ATLANTA over Tampa Bay (This one makes me nervous, but all Atlanta games make me nervous. If Vick can do anything at all, and if the running game stays strong, then the Falcons can win)

OAKLAND over Kansas City (I was impressed with the Raiders last Sunday, so I take 'em at home over the disappointing Chiefs)

SAN DIEGO over Denver (Going with the Chargers at home...if they lose this game, the Denver faithful will be a little restless, I think)

PHILADELPHIA over Green Bay (I think the Eagles have too much for the pack at home)

WASHINGTON over NY Giants (A mild upset, I know- this will be a low-scoring game)

PITTSBURGH over Jacksonville (This one could be close, and Pittsburgh is due to lose eventually)

DALLAS over Seattle (I've kinda lost faith in the Seahawks, and Dallas seems to have gotten their bearings a bit)

Last week: 11-5. Year to date: 105-71, .597.

Fantasy: Won 69-44 in the Cut-Throat money league. Record: 5-7, 3rd in a 4-team division. Too little, too late but it's always nice to win.

In the freebie Yahoo league, my up-and-down season continues with a 102-40 loss. It sounds bad, and it is, but it's easier to score points in this league than it is the other. Anyway, I'm now 6-6, tied for 5th. 8 teams make the playoffs, so I'm still in for now.

And that's it for sports this week!
Mercy buckets to Mag and H over at the Comics Treadmill for the namecheck! TCT is one of my regular reads, and there's always fun stuff to be found over there.

All seriousness aside, I've begun to wonder whether anybody's been paying attention lately, and I wouldn't blame 'em if nobody has...then someone comes along and gives me a great shout out like this, and my day brightens considerably.

Friday, December 03, 2004

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Here we have the last page of Sean (Sleeper) Phillips' excellent run on John Constantine: Hellblazer, which was a hell of a lot more long ago than I care to think about. That's him standing behind Ol' Conjob waving goodbye. I post this to draw attention to Alan David Doane's latest 5 Questions, of which Phillips is the latest subject.

For my money, I don't think comics art gets much better than Phillips' work of the last few years, not only on the criminally neglected Sleeper, but on any of the other projects I've seen him attached to. He's one of my favorite artists working today, no doubt about it.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usSince I made the potentially ruinous (financially anyway) decision to subscribe to Netflix, I've watched several movies lately. Say! Why don't I list a few and comment on them?

First up, the Charlie Kaufman-penned Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which stars Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet as former lovers-turned-patients of Lacuna, an institution which performs specialized brainwashing on their subjects, effectively wiping their minds clean of any memory that they wish to let go of. When the film begins, self-absorbed, socially awkward misfit Carrey (a thankfully mugging-free performance) wakes up, impulsively and uncharacteristically decides to blow off work and take a train out to the beach- why he doesn't know. When he gets there, he meets a free-spirited, eccentric young lady named Clementine, the two strike up a freindship which becomes a relationship...and then, suddenly, it's much later and Carrey discovers that she's not only left him but doesn't even remember him. Turns out she underwent the Lacuna process, impulsively of course, and when Carrey finds out he decides to undergo the same. But, of course, complications ensue. Which is not to make this out to be a farce or a comedy- far from it- it's one of the more relentlessly downbeat films I've seen in a while, even though there are laughs to be found, mostly courtesy of the somewhat less than professional staff of Lacuna. There's a lot of emotional longing and bittersweet sadness in this film. What made it most memorable were the scenes within Joel's mind during the treatment, as he realizes what is happening and decides he doesn't want to forget Clem after all, and his struggle to hold on to his memories of her. And it's the completely believable (within a completely unbelieveable premise) relationship between the two polar opposites, thanks to the excellent performances by the leads, that holds this together. And knowing Kaufman, that was his intent. Many people absolutely loved this film, and I can see why, but it didn't resonate with me as strongly as it did with them. Perhaps if I was coming from a different background- young, single, having been through a couple of failed relationships maybe- I would find something to latch onto...but as a 40-something, in a longtime relationship-type I couldn't. That being said, I suppose I can empathise with the desire, as can (I'm sure) we all, to be able to completely erase bad memories from one's mind. Be that as it may, I thought it was clever and imaginative (the script more than the kinda pedestrian direction- Michael Gondry is no Spike Jonze), par for the course for Kaufman, whose Being John Malkovich I liked a lot but whose Adaptation not so much; well acted- the supporting cast, which included Kirsten Dunst and Elijah Wood, was great- and while it sometimes threatened to be too clever for its own good (another Kaufman pitfall), I liked it just fine.

Others I've seen lately include the two films I wrote about a few days ago, and Teacher's Pet, which I saw in the theatre last year and rented so my wife could see it plus I've already written about it and I refuse to do so again...so next up is Bubba Ho-Tep, truly one of the most wacked-out flicks ever conceived by the mind of man. As with Eternal Sunshine, I'm sure most of you know the plot already- elderly Elvis, the real King, traded places with an Elvis impersonator back in '77 to get away from the burden of his fame, with a written contract enabling him to return if he so desired...but he never used it- in fact, it was destroyed in a barbecue grill fire- and didn't care much until he fell off a stage a la Zappa in 1972 and broke his hip...which landed him in a Texas nursing home where he's been ever since, lying in bed, contemplating his life with no small amount of regret and dealing with a troubling growth on his John Thomas. This particular nursing home, however, just happens to be the feeding grounds of an ancient Egyptian mummy, recently released when a van containing his freshly-stolen-from-a-traveling-exhibit remains crashed into a nearby river- and who makes regular visits to the nursing home and sucks the souls out of the residents in order to survive. Elvis, along with an African-American man who claims to be John F. Kennedy (Elvis: "No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man". JFK: "They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!"), figures out what is happening and sets out to combat the evil mummy and save the home. Now this could have been extremely smirky and stupid, but to the filmmakers' credit they dare to play this straight, and as a result let the inherent humor of the thing come out- an uncommon and far more enjoyable tack to take. Of course, this sort of a film would never be mentioned for consideration, but Bruce Campbell deserves some sort of Academy (or at least Golden Globe, fer chrissakes) recognition for his absolutely dead solid perfect portrayal of Elvis. He gets the voice and mannerisms of fat Vegas Elvis down to a tee, and is gifted enough as a comedic- not to mention action- actor to bring out the best in the part. Ossie Davis is also very understated and solid as JFK as well. Even though there are some draggy spots and the ending kinda fizzles, director/scripter Don Coscarelli (working from a short story by Joe R. Lansdale), keeps things moving along nicely and doesn't let this devolve into some sort of Saturday Night-alumni style smirky shenanigans. This guy respects the King, baby, and it certainly shows. Aw, heck- you knew I would like this- it's right in that Buckaroo Banzai ballpark. See this movie! You won't be sorry!

I've got several more to comment on, but I'm tired of seeing this post in my draft stage so consider this part one of a series with goodness knows how many sections. Coming soon, my thoughts on Cold Mountain, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Men Are Such Fools (with Priscilla Lane and Humphrey Bogart!), and others.
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I've been a hot-and-cold Legion reader for several years now, and I definitely have been on the fence about the umpteenth relaunch of the venerable corporate trademark. I like writer Mark Waid's stuff OK, even though I won't go out of my way to buy it, but artist Barry Kitson's work strikes me as stiff and dull, and a little too late-70s-early-80s Bob Layton for my tastes. I liked JLA: Year One in spite of his work, not because of it. BUT after reading Arune Singh's (who I remember from the DC Legion Message Boards back in the day) latest interview/promo piece with Waid about the upcoming title, and seeing some of the art, I have begun to lean towards adding this to my pull list.

And y'know why? And why I chose that particular art sample at left? Well, I like the costume Kitson's given Light Lass. And I also see that Sun Boy, neglected for the whole bulk of the 90's and Aughts Legion run, is back and in full standing as a LSH member. I still hate the decision to go back to the silly sounding "Lad", "Lass", "Girl", etc. code names, but in one of the pages is a somewhat clever explanation, and I'm impressed enough to go along with it. See how easily swayed I am, and how pathetically interested I still am in these corporate comics with their spandex and locked-in-the-70s mindset? Sigh. Why can't I be like the cool kids, with their Blanketses and their manga?
A tale of two covers...
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Whilst perusing the Comics Continuum sneak previews for today, my easily distracted eye was caught by two wildy disparate comic book covers, which you see above. Cover one is for some book published by Udon Entertainment called Darkstalkers. Ooh, scary, kids! I know very little about this company or its offerings, and judging by the subject matter of this and some of the other covers from them I've seen I don't really want to know much either...but God help me, I like that painting, and especially the pose that the cover artist put the girl in, whatever she is. I don't care for all the demons and froofraw behind her, and the colors are a little too dark for my liking, and her left hand's fingers look a little wonky, and...hey, maybe I'm not so crazy about this cover after all. Anyway, I like that green-haired demonic dolly with the Mickey Bat headpiece and the laws-of-physics defying boob flaps (complete with little cutaway heart on her waist), and while I sincerely doubt I'll buy this comic, since I kinda lost interest in that sort of thing about the time I became old enough to drink legally, I will step up and say nice job. Kinda.

Equally nice job on the very movie-posterish second image, for the second issue of Angeltown, by Shawn Martinbrough. I was a tad disappointed in the first issue, and this issue may not be any better- but I like that illustration, especially the way it's arranged, with the light rays of the flare in the foreground serving as frames for each cast member's portrait...
Since I am still, in spite of all odds, still searching for an alternative to the ULPJ, I get daily job searches from Monster.com, just for the hell of it.

This morning, this was one of the jobs listed for my search criteria.

Sure, I applied. Why not? They'll never consider me, though, 'cause they'd have to relocate me. It doesn't specifically say they won't, but after over a year of this crap, I know when they will and when they won't.

Busy busy busy, but I just wanted to share.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Oops, I did it again. To coin a phrase.

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I added a couple of links and re-added a link banner that I had inadvertedly deleted during the Great Template Change-over of last year, and re-published my index...which caused my bloglink to pop up on top of the Comics Weblog Update page. And if you have been anxiously awaiting my next random musing with breathless anticipation, then quickly clicked on the link, and got bupkus...well, I can imagine your frustration and annoyance. I'm kinda feeling it myself these days.

Anyway, I decided I should try and put something here, to justify your clickage, and realized I hadn't done a BSBdG (that's Bacardi Show Birthday Greeting, in case you forgot) in what seems like something approaching FOREVER, so I give you a big, fat, wet BSBdG going out to the lovely, demure, and recently wed (for the time being) Britney Spears, who celebrates her 23rd trip around that big ol' superheated gas ball in space today. She's achieved so much in such a short time...more than some people (I can think of ONE in particular) have in 44 years upon this big blue marble. Remember that show?

Well, that's all I got for now, besides a creeping, and troubling, case of writer's block. I'll close with the deathless prose of Sir Paul McCartney:

Don't say it!
Don't say it!
Say anything but, don't say goodnight tonight.


Sorry, Paul. Goodnight. Tonight.

Monday, November 29, 2004

No opportunity for any serious bloggery today, but I have time to give in to my ongoing compulsion to bore you with- I mean enlighten you about- what I'll be getting this Wednesday according to the new Diamond shipping list:

MONOLITH #10
QUESTION #2
ULTIMATES 2 #1
LOVE & ROCKETS VOL 2 #12
STREET ANGEL #4

Looks like a welcome respite for my overly burdened checkbook. I might also pick up a copy of Bipolar 1, if they have a copy at my comics shop, never a given with books of that nature.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

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BEST OF THE WEEK


UPON FURTHER REVIEW
What I bought and what I thought, week of November 24


THE LOSERS 18
The Losers dig themselves a deeper hole in part two of "The Pass", the told-in-flashback tale of how our embattled group came to find themselves in their current predicament. Yeah, true, it's one big action-movie simulacrum all the way...but longtime readers are rewarded with a gripping sequence in which we finally get to see silent marksman Cougar meet the figure in the dark which has been haunting his dreams since issue one, plus the usual snappy, sharp dialogue and lotsa fast-paced and exciting action. As with last issue, there were probably better-written and drawn and more deeply significant stories told this week, but I know for damn sure that none of them were as entertaining. And kids, don't adjust your comic book or your eyeballs- the color's like that because it's a flashback. A

JINGLE BELLE 1
I know this may come as a big surprise to most of you, but sometimes I have been known to be wrong. Yep, it's true. Here's a great example of my latest incorrect assumption. I was not exactly looking forward to this new Jingle Belle mini; I was extremely disappointed with the lackluster cartooning and heavy handed satire in 2002's Cool Yule collection and last year's Dash Away All suffered from a yawn-inducing, seen-that script and really horrible, barely-legible pencil art from Jose Garibaldi. With Garibaldi coming back, I considered not even picking this up, like I did with Dash Away All- but such is my love for the character from the beginning that I added it to my holds anyway...and boys and girls, I'm very glad I did. Paul Dini has rarely, if ever, written sharper and funnier satire than this issue's lead, in which Jing creates an animated holiday video to increase her profile among the kids of the world, but is soon confronted with the studio "creative" types who make wholesale changes. Very nice, especially after previous Jingle Belles and the equally obvious and heavy-handed Batman: Harley and Ivy issue 4. And oh my God- Garibaldi does a GREAT job on the art! Gasp! His work looks much better fully colored than it did in its previous two outings, no doubt about it. He does a wonderful job visually satirizing those Rankin-Bass characters of yore as well. Mea culpa, Mr. Garibaldi. And my losing streak continues with the second story, a spotlight for Dini's teenage witch Polly Green which sees her dealing with her greedy and thoughtless family, who want her to conjure up extravagant Christmas presents for all of them. A bit like Harry Potter's Muggle family, I suppose. It's innocuous, sitcom-ish humor, a little far-fetched and not terrible if not especially great. But again, Dini gets a fine art job from Stephanie Gladden, who recently expressed her bemusement or perhaps annoyance at my faint-praise-damning via Phil-Foglio-comparison of her art. Steph, I was wrong. Your art, while still strongly reminiscent of Foglio's cartooning (of which I'm not really a fan), also shows a strong Barks influence and I found it lively and enjoyable in the service of the story. Ya did good, and I hope to see more someday. See? I don't mind being wrong, if I'm entertained in the process! A good start, and hopefully the next three will be as strong as the first. A

SLEEPER SEASON TWO 6
In which we begin to see that Holden has his devious side, as well, and he takes a huge risk by bringing in his psychopathic lover Miss Misery into his plan. Another rock-solid chapter, marred only slightly by a diversion in which we meet a character named "Fag Hag", who gets powers by draining the life energy from homosexuals. Har har. But y'know, I trust Ed Brubaker enough to think that this will have a point somewhere down the line. It becomes redundant to praise Sean Phillips' art, but I especially liked this issue's bright, eye-catching cover with its sharply representative image of Miss M snogging our "hero" even as she prepares to stab him in the back. That's our girl. A-

POWERS V2 6
Deena comes to grips with her imposed abilities, while the other powered beings of the world, currently suppressed and outlawed, begin to resist. I still maintain that no matter how thin Bendis spreads himself, he saves his best for this book. Mike Avon Oeming is solid as usual. And as usual, this issue isn't likely to convert any unbelievers, but for we faithful, it will suffice. A-

ADAM STRANGE 3
You can say many things about this diverting Space Opera, but you can't say that it's dull. Adam tangles with nasty Thanagarians, including a kinky female ship's captain who doesn't get along with her superiors and has a thing for our boy as well. Call me crazy, but I think she's gonna help out our hero eventually at some point. Great action and sharp dialogue, or a typical Andy Diggle script. Pascual Ferry shines as well, with his low-key and muted but always kinetic and dynamic art. A-

DAREDEVIL 67
More flashbacks, as we find out more about the history between Matt Murdock and the first Kingpin, Mr. Bont, who has DD at his mercy with a reluctant Gladiator serving as his weapon. The Legion of Bendis Detractors will, I'm sure, find numerous nits to pick in their charming wannabe "Little-Boy-Who-Points-Out-the-Emperor-is-Naked" manner, but I'm having none of it... I see fascinating character interaction, a bit talky maybe but so effing what, and clever, imaginative art by Alex Maleev. You say potato, I say po-tah-to. A-

JOHN CONSTANTINE: HELLBLAZER 202
Strong rebound from the last two issues, as we begin to find out exactly how nasty Johnny-boy's demon-spawned kiddies can be. Mike Carey is doing a fine job of constructing trouble mazes out of JC's past history. Still disappointing is Leo Manco's art, which isn't terrible but has all the rough edges he's shown previously all sanded off, and it's the worse for it, almost looking John Ridgeway-ish, which brings us back to the title's beginnings for what that's worth. B+
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Is a kingly thing
From whence you know
We all do begin
And dressed as you are girl
In your fashions of fate
Baby it's too late

Shallow are the actions
Of the children of men
Fogged was their vision
Since the ages began
And lost like a lion
In the canyons of smoke
Girl it's no joke.


"Monolith" is a great Marc Bolan/T.Rex song, from arguably his/their best album, Electric Warrior. And I know it has less than nothing to do with DC Comics series The Monolith, but I can't help but have that song playing in the iPod in my brain when I read the book. That's just the way things go in my head. Scary place, that. Anyway, the Monolith. The comic book series. I've read all nine issues in one setting, you know- and I feel like opining. For the fjords. No, wait, that's pining. Anyway.

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Which finally brings me, in typical roundabout fashion, to The Monolith, by Justin Gray, Jimmy Palmiotti, and Phil Winslade. Tomm Coker performed fill-in art chores on issues 6-8. The Monolith in question, of course, is a Golem- a huge man made of stone and brought to life to battle oppression and organized crime in Depression-era New York by a Jewish woman, her Rabbi, and a Chinese friend, abetted by the blood of a young man cruelly shot by thugs. After a while, he came to be sealed up in a house which belonged to the woman, named Alice Cohen, where he stayed until the woman's death in the present day. She leaves everything she has- money, house, to her granddaughter (also named Alice) who has been living the junkie life on the streets of New York. She finds out about her inheritance, but of course there's a catch...the key stipulation is that she cleans up and finds gainful employment. At first unbelieving, then eventually skeptically accepting, she does rehab and in the process discovers her grandmother's secret: the Golem, still "alive" and living sealed behind a brick wall in her basement. Through a series of circumstances, the Monolith is freed and resumes his task- righting wrongs and punishing evildoers in the City every night. Alice lives in the house, with her best friend Tilt, who was a prostitute and shared Alice's dissolute lifestyle but is determined to get out of the life and help her friend out with her unexpected secret. The book has so far been divided into arcs of three- 1-3 dealing with Alice's difficulties with Tilt's pimp, discovering her inheritance, and coming to terms with the Monolith, intercut with flashbacks detailing the creation of the creature and the subsequent events. #'s 3-5 continued the flashbacks, along with a present-day story about a line of priests, beholden to the Mob and watching over a Lovecraftian being in the church in which they live. #'s 6-8 were the inevitable Batman crossover, and #9 begins a new storyline, which involves the creation of a metal Golem and a tragic turn of events for Tilt.

I mentioned Kavalier and Clay because I just gotta believe that subplot influenced this: the New York setting, the Hebrew life in the Depression, and so on. The biggest strength, story-wise, is the scope of this project and how all the diverse characters introduced so far interact and are connected. It's certainly ambitious. I think Gray and Palmiotti have done a fine job of making his principals well-rounded, three-dimensional characters, neither completely good or bad but just doing what they have to do to survive and get along, and as a result, I cared about threats to granddaughter Alice and Tilt, and also found myself liking the well-meaning rabbi and poor grandmother Alice, who falls in love then a few minutes later sees her man shot down in the street, and feels sympathy and pity for the stone creature with what seems to be her lover's spirit. The strongest story arc is still the first, although I liked the Batman crossover with reservations. On the negative side, the whole thing feels like, to me, that Gray and Palmiotti knew from the onset that they would get canned sooner rather than later, and the scripts have all been forced-seeming and rushed affairs- with events that should have taken several issues to unfold, i.e. Alice's detox and the fate of Tilt and Alice's tormenting pimp, being resolved, sometimes, from one page to the next. The Batman crossover depended on a lot of coincidences and G & P didn't really seem to have a good handle on Batman's character, how he would react and so on. These are not major faults, just quibbles, but they stood out to me.

No major complaints whatsoever about the art, though- I've liked Winslade's work since I first saw it in the long-ago Vertigo limited series Goddess. He has a fast-and-loose way of drawing figures that reminds me a lot of Gene Colan or Don Newton, perhaps, but rendered with a strong ink line that recalls Alfredo Alcala. His city scenes are lavishly and lovingly rendered. If I have to nitpick, I could complain about how incongruous it seems to me that our Monolith is so extremely cut-and-buffed and hypermuscled, like the Hulk...I guess the Rabbi was Michalangelo-like in his sculpting skills, and all this done in a dark sewer tunnel! But again, this is not a major complaint. Tomm Coker was less effective, art-wise, compared to Winslade on his stint, but he still did a solid job, especially in distinguishing the facial features of the cast. He made Tilt look as Asian as she was meant to be, something which Winslade didn't quite do. Make no mistake, though- this book clicks with Winslade- he seems to have put a lot into this project.

Which makes it such a shame that it's been cancelled with issue 12, yet another great, but short-lived fell-between-the-cracks DC series in that unfortunate Chase, Young Heroes in Love, and Major Bummer tradition. I found Monolith flawed, but still very engrossing and highly recommendable. I hope the last three issues live up to the standard of the first nine.
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Time now to finish this week's edition of JOHNNY B's FEARLESS NFL PIGSKIN PROGNOSTICATIONS!

This weekend is "Throwback Weekend" in the NFL, which means that almost every team will be wearing unis that were worn at some juncture in the team's history, hence the Dallas Cowboys wearing their white and dark-blue togs that they wore in their initial season in the very early 60s, and so on. My Falcons will be attired, I'll bet, in red jerseys with those great red helmets and the calm falcon logo (as opposed to the aggressive one they have now) once more. If I had my druthers, they'd be clad in the circa 1970 black jerseys with the red helmets, but I don't, obviously. One very cool thing about the annual Throwback Weekend is the uniforms of the San Diego Chargers, as shown above- they go back and wear their 60's-70's look powder blues, with those great-looking white helmets with numbers on the side. Normally, I despise powder blue anything, especially baseball uniforms a la the Braves and Royals in the 70s...but for some reason those Chargers unis work, and work well. I think everybody in the world that cares wishes to see them wear those uniforms all the time, except for Chargers management. And guess who always wins that argument. I'll tell ya, if I was a moneyed man or rap star, even (MC Johnny B), I'd be wearing me one of those baby blue Chargers jerseys. Word.

Anyway, picks. I went a big fat 2-0 on Thanksgiving...but weren't those two of the most absolutely WORST games ever? Gah- the Colts-Lions game was over at the half, if not actually sooner, and the Bears and Cowboys just went three-and-out for what seemed like FOREVER until RB Julius Jones finally goosed the 'Boys and they scored a couple of TDs. The rest of my picks go something like this:

TAMPA BAY over Carolina
CINCINNATI over Cleveland
HOUSTON over Tennessee
KANSAS CITY over San Diego (but it won't be the uni's fault)
MINNESOTA over Jacksonville
NEW ENGLAND over Baltimore
PHILADELPHIA over the NY Giants
PITTSBURGH over Washington
ATLANTA over New orleans
NY JETS over Arizona
SAN FRANSISCO over Miami (in the WHO CARES Bowl)
SEATTLE over Buffalo (this one scares me, though)
DENVER over Oakland
GREEN BAY over St. Louis

And that's all, folks! Come back later- more to come, including some honest to goodness COMICS-related stuff!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us A couple of quickie posts, just to get warmed up after the lack of blogactivity the last couple days. I've been finding myself awake lately at the wee hours, watching television and upon occasion checking out MTV and VH1 as I scroll through the channels. This is, of course, the time when they actually show music videos (remember them?), and I've found myself actually liking one or two of them, God help me, especially the new one from No Doubt singer Gwen Stefani's maiden solo effort Love, Angel, Music, Baby, titled "What Are You Waiting For". I've never had much use for beautiful-but-cutesy and petulant-seeming Stefani or No Doubt- their slick ska/punk/funk/rock just never really grabbed me except for two cuts: "Bathwater" and "Hellagood". "Waiting" is catchy and fun electro-pop, dealing lyrically with the pressure she feels upon her to do this solo thing- not the most exciting of subjects but the music gets it through. The video itself is half Lewis Carroll and half studio tomfoolery with a couple of Japanese girlfriends, and does a nice job of enhancing the song. You can see the video here, along with a clutch of other No Doubt clips, unless you have a prehistoric Mac OS9 Mozilla system and internet browser like me. You can also catch the clip on the VH1 Top 20 Countdown right now, it's at #6...saw it there this morning. I think one big reason why I like this cut so much is the presence of Linda Perry- I despised her old band 4 Non Blondes, but as a collaborator with Pink on the excellent M!sundaztood album and fulfilling a similar function here, she is completely aces with me. Nellie Hooper, who did a nice job with Bjork early in her solo career, is listed as principle producer, but I think our old pals Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis are also on board L.A.M.B. for production credit, with maybe even another producer on a couple of other cuts as well...this too-many-chiefs approach often spells disaster, but who the heck knows. I might have to pick this up someday and give it a listen. Update: Which I just did, tonight! I'll perhaps opine more later. Promises, promises.

I also found myself liking a song by a band with what I think is one of the all-time worst band names, Maroon 5, called "Sunday Morning" from their Songs About Jane CD. Words cannot express how irritated I get when I hear of yet another group that combines a random word with a number...Maroon 5. Blink 182. Well, there's the Pizzacato Five, but they're different. I happen to like them OK. I know there are many more, but I'm mercifully blanking on them right now. I know, I know, this is irrational and silly...but still. Eveybody's got things that bug them (some of us more than others), and this is one of mine. Anyway, the song. It's a catchy poppish tune with a slight hint of jazziness, if you can believe that, and while I have less than no use for this kind of band and the majority of its recorded output, I kinda found myself digging this cut. Go figure.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usAlso, while watching TV this very morning I saw a commercial for Dell Computers that featured an obscure favorite actress of mine, Corinne Bohrer. You know the one- kid tells his Dad he wants a computer for Christmas, Dad says "which one", kid takes all day to describe all the stuff the Dell he wants has. Ha ha, how cute. Anywho, Bohrer plays the Mom, and doesn't get to do much more than roll her eyes and smirk, but hey- it's always great to see her in one of her increasingly infrequent appearances in film or TV. You may or may not remember her as Bobcat Goldthwait's love interest in one of the Police Academy flicks, and is kinda notorious, at least as far as Google image searches go, for her nude scene in the not-bad 1988 Randy Quaid HBO golf movie Dead Solid Perfect, in which she plays a golf groupie. She's had only one starring role on TV that I'm aware of, as Winnie the Witch in the 1989 Nanny and the Professor knockoff Free Spirit, in which she played housekeeper/surrogate Mom to a guy and a gaggle of kids, including a very young Alyson (Willow on Buffy) Hannigan. Not quite must-see TV, true, but she was completely charming as usual with her goofy beauty.

Okay, that's all of this. More to come, as they used to say on the Johnny Carson show.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Well, another day has gone by, and no bloginess out of me. Worked half a day at the ULPJ, then went and bought my week's worth of comics. I did sign up for Jingle Belle, and as it turned out Burglar Bill, too...but I put Bill back on the shelf. Sorry, Paul. Maybe when the trade comes out.

Spent about an hour doing my pre-recorded voice tracks for tonight at WLOC, then when I got home, I fell asleep, and slept right through a thunderstorm which blew in this afternoon! Later on, my son rolled in and brought back the DVD player he had borrowed, so I could watch the two discs I got from Netflix yesterday: Bubba Ho-Tep and Michael Nesmith's Elephant Parts.

I've received some interesting music lately as well: Neil Young's Greatest Hits, John Lennon-Acoustic and the remastered Rock N' Roll plus a promo CD of Beatles songs in both stereo and mono mixes from the new US box set, and Enjoy Every Sandwich: The Songs of Warren Zevon. Truly, now more than ever, everything old is new again.

Here is the part where I always say that I intend to write about all this at some later date; however, given my track record lately of promising stuff I don't deliver, maybe I should just shut the funk up and move on.

Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, as I'm sure you know. I really like Thanksgiving, which is kind of an overlooked holiday- it's dedicated to two things I like: eating and NFL football. Well, there's also that "giving thanks for the many blessings" thing, but that comes in a distant third to dinner and football.

So, since I doubt I'll be posting much, if anything, tomorrow, here's a very special edition of

JOHNNY B's FEARLESS NFL PIGSKIN PROGNOSTICATIONS! Holiday style.

Two games tomorrow, and I see 'em like this:

INDIANAPOLIS over Detroit: I don't see any way the Lions can shut down Manning & co.

DALLAS over Chicago: Two teams going nowhere fast; I really think the Bears are the better team, but the better team doesn't always win in the NFL, plus the Cowboys are at home, PLUS I just can't see a Parcells-coached team losing as many in a row as they have so far. It's got to stop eventually, and this may be their best chance lately.

Last week: 13-3, baby! Boo-yah! Season to date: 94-66, .588.

Fantasy: A rare occurrence: I won in both leagues! 48-32 in the Cut-Throat money league, making me 4-7, still dead in the water but a win's a win; and 61-42 in the freebie Yahoo league. 6-5, still tied for 4th in a 12-team league.

This now concludes today's all-purpose post. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

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My friend Chris Tabor, the Bacardi Show Political Correspondent, is a hellatalented young man and is no dab hand with Adobe products. He sent me this, done for a "friend in Louisville..." but the file is named sindyrellyPROTO (emphasis mine), so I think something character or story-related may be up. Anyway, here's his work for you to gaze upon- leave comments below to tell him how good he is.

I hate him with a passion, actually. Sheer stinking jealousy.

Monday, November 22, 2004

You may recall my earlier linkage to the site of artist Enrico Casarosa; he launched an interesting new project yesterday called Sketchcrawl, which is, essentially, a call for artists to do a 24-hour sketch of events in their lives that day, if I understand it correctly. He's created a website for his and others' efforts, called, surprisingly enough, Sketchcrawl.com.

Here's the info, straight from where I read about it-the Pulse.

I hear you asking- "Gee, Johnny B- if it's so cool why don't YOU participate? Don't you draw?" Ha, ha. Silly people. Me?? Draw? I draw a (puny) paycheck. I draw flies when I don't bathe for a few days. I draw a ten when I play blackjack and need an 8. It is to laugh.
I spy with my widdle eye a new Diamond shipping list. And it goes (for me, anyway) like this:

JINGLE BELLE #1
ADAM STRANGE #3
HELLBLAZER #202
LOSERS #18
SLEEPER SEASON TWO #6
DAREDEVIL #67
POWERS #6

I was so disappointed in the last Jingle Belle book, that I'm not sure if I signed up for the mini-series...we will see, I suppose. based on the preview I linked to the other day (you DID read that post, didn't you?) this one looks to be a bit better, despite the presence of Jose Garibaldi on art.

Now for reader participation time, and a test to see if anybody's reading: What do you think that I should get this week, newly released, that isn't on the list? Bear in mind that my finances are extremely limited.
The patron saint of the Comics Blogosphere, Larry Young, hath sent down a link to his loyal followers: a PDF preview of the upcoming Couriers03: The Ballad of Johnny Funwrecker. Love that name "Johnny Funwrecker", wish I'd thought of it! You will, of course, need Adobe Reader to viddy it; you can go here to get it if you don't got it. It is, of course, fuh-ree.

The preview looks pretty good; Rob G., while still a crazy man with the Photoshop filters, has been practicing his anatomy, methinks. That was the biggest problem I had with his previous Couriers efforts. I like others in the series, and look forward to this one.