THIS ORIGINATES FROM THE HEART.
You created me, Mom,
So I guess you're to blame,
For the love that I feel,
Just from hearing your name...
You're as tender as corned beef,
And warm as pastrami...
I wuv my Mommy!
Yeah, I flat out stole this from LJ poster Robotology. So sue me. Remember: Imitation, sincerest, flattery. Anyway, here's to all you mothers out there, including my saintly, long suffering Mom, Mrs. Doris Jones. Happy Mother's Day!
Mom: "Before I die, I'd like to be supreme overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!" *robots mutter in disagreement* *Mom presses button* "Conquer Earth, you bastards!"
Robots: "Conquer Earth, us bastards!"